Press any Key

The sister in law went with this. she was having problems with her computer and phoned the help desk. The person on the other end of the phone said "press any key" the inlaw after some time said " i can't find the any key to press"

any one got a better one

There is the one about the guy who's computer isn't working, he's on the phone to a helpdesk and they go through a ton of things ask him to check the wires round the back and he says he can't - the helpdesk ask why and he says because its dark - why? "because the light is off" can't you turn it back on "no theres a powercut"

The guy at the helpdesk goes "ah alright" asks the guy if he still has the box for the computer guy says "yes, why is it serious"

guy at the helpdesk says yes sir i'm afraid it is, turns out YOUR TOO F**KING STUPID TO OWN A COMPUTER